Every have a bedtime story repeated so much that years later you can still repeat it from memory? I do,did, still do... can't think of one?
try
"Twas the night before Christmas....
and all through the house ...
not a creature was stirring...
not even a mouse....
next line?
anyone?
LOL
G'night ;)
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The children were up playing games on the Wii,
And parents were sleeping, or at least trying to be.
Then with the biggest galumph and a cloud all of ash,
A red, jolly fat man fell right on his... yeah...
With a "Ho ho ho!" and a grin on his face
He smiled at the children who said, "AHHH!!!!"
Tommy chucked the remote with a hit to the eye,
Sue aimed her air rifle at the creep's inner thigh.
With a wail of agony and scream of pain,
Santa shot up the chimney,
never to visit again.
I think there are some more lines involving revenge and a bag full of feral cats, but I forgot how it goes. :P
Love love love this! It is perfect for my boys - thanks!
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