King Edward

Eddie I am. 

I am Eddie. 
I am King of this house.
King I am.



I do not answer
 to beck and call.
 Answer them?
 I will not at all!

I do not sleep where you say I will.
I Find my bed as I should.
Where I want, and where I say.
Be it box or hamper I lay.

I do not play when you say I must.

I find my play where I trust.
 Be it sheets or laundry fill

 I choose the toy as I will!

 

I give you love when it is best.

be it your lap or the computer desk.

I do it because I want it now

I'll even be so kind as to show you how.

 For I am King and I chose you!     So respect, and do see that you do!

For I am the King,

King Edward the Cat!

- you will just have to deal with that.

I am too adorable to ignore, after all. :P